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The first album, “Being Scottish… & Other Serious Conditions” is currently available at iTunes. It is full of wickedly funny looks at serious illnesses & medical conditions. Also mixed in is a tongue-in-cheek parody of The Proclaimers’ “I’m On My Way”, thus the “Being Scottish” part of the album title.

If you like dark humour, you’ll love this stuff! Among the issues tackled are obesity, heart disease, emphysema & STD’s. Guaranteed to make you cringe & laugh at the same time…

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The second album, “Why Not Try These?” is now available on iTunes!! There’s piss takes on drug use & abuse (“A Drug With No Name” & “Accidentally LSD”); food & food preparation (“Avocado” & “Learning To Fry”); piss – weak excuses for being late for work (“Got A Frozen Car Door”); sicko mo’fo’s (“It’s Only Rohypnol (But I Like It)”); wog boys (“Fully Sick Car”); & even a tongue in cheek tribute to Mr Obama in “Cool Barack”. Check it out!!

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The third album, "Accidents With Super Glue!!" is up and running on iTunes NOW!!!! On this album, I've explored and lampooned varying subject matters, such as: amputation and how it can be used to your advantage (i.e. marrying and ripping off pop royalty - and royalties!!); the fun you can have with your siblings and super glue; the addictiveness of Facebook; Emos, colostomy bags and Al Qaeda and much more... You'll have fun with this one!!

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And here we have it: YOU Parodies Mk. 4... The fourth album, "Allodoxaphobia" is now available on iTunes!! Allodoxaphobia means a fear of opinions; this album, predominantly, reflects my opinions on the original artists of the songs parodied on the album, with smatterings of fear thrown in for good measure... Paul McCartney's "Band On The Run" becomes "Hand On The Run", reflecting Paul's lack of major hits since leaving the Beatles; Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" becomes "All Our Clothes They Are Torn" in a tongue-in-cheek homage to loud hair bands. In addition, there's songs outlining the horror of shopping at IKEA, the frustration and terror of always attracting members of the opposite sex who are psychotic (Travis' "Why Does It Always Rain On Me?" becomes "Why Does It Always Loon On Me?")... Also copping a touch up are John Farnham, Julian Lennon, Billy Idol, Julia Gillard, Brendan Fevola, xenophobes and the delights of self gratification in "Mrs Palmer's Got 5 Lovely Daughters" (of course, set to Herman's Hermits' "Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"). Something here for everyone, really; ENJOY!!!!